pulitzer-prince:

"SO HAPPY ITS MY FIRST DAY I HOPE I DO GREAT"

pulitzer-prince:

"SO HAPPY ITS MY FIRST DAY I HOPE I DO GREAT"

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flavors-of-sam:

what I don’t understand is why the hell they are doing that

flavors-of-sam:

what I don’t understand is why the hell they are doing that

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218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

image

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

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elodiathetyrant:

they saw the opportunity
and they fucking seized it.

elodiathetyrant:

they saw the opportunity

and they fucking seized it.

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caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

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duskball:

stunningpicture:

Partially submerged grow animals — one of my funnier accidents.

grab my strong hand

duskball:

stunningpicture:

Partially submerged grow animals — one of my funnier accidents.

grab my strong hand

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When I realize that I can barely get out of bed in the morning and 2 year old Blue Ivy already has a verse on a Beyonce song